PORTLAND Arrrrrr matey! This Thursday is Talk Like a Pirate Day, and in honor of the holiday, Krispy Kreme is giving away free donuts that s right, free donuts.
Participating locations will give a free glazed donut to customers who either talk, act, or in some cases, dress like a pirate.
In fact, anyone wearing any three from a designated list of costume pieces will get a free dozen donuts. So pull up your knickers, put on your puffy shirt, straighten your eye patch and get your donuts.
Krispy Kreme even has an eye patch you can download online, but they urge pirates to leave their weapons at home.